{"id":3556,"date":"2011-01-14T12:25:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T18:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3556"},"modified":"2011-01-14T12:25:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T18:25:34","slug":"if-nascar-is-a-sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/14\/if-nascar-is-a-sport\/","title":{"rendered":"If &#8220;NASCAR&#8221; Is A Sport&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then so is parking at the mall&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/nascar-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"nascar-jesus.jpg\" height=\"333\" width=\"291\" \/>(NASCAR Jesus!)<\/p>\n<p>In both you drive really fast in circles<\/p>\n<p>Occasionally trying to beat someone to a parking spot<\/p>\n<p>Think about, but not too hard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2799106015\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then so is parking at the mall&#8230; (NASCAR Jesus!) In both you drive really fast in circles Occasionally trying to beat someone to a parking spot Think about, but not too hard&#8230; Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}