{"id":3547,"date":"2011-01-12T14:20:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T20:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3547"},"modified":"2011-01-12T14:20:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T20:20:26","slug":"youre-getting-old-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/youre-getting-old-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Getting Old When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You start judging the acting quality in porn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/worst-porn-ever.jpg\" alt=\"worst-porn-ever.jpg\" height=\"238\" width=\"294\" \/>(Worst porn ever)<\/p>\n<p>So you turn it off and go for a walk. For reals&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just take the dry documentary <em>&#8220;The Battle Of Clitoris Hill&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/soliders-taking-clitorus-hill.JPG\" alt=\"soliders-taking-clitorus-hill.JPG\" height=\"217\" width=\"294\" \/>(Charge that hill&#8230;but be gentle!)<\/p>\n<p>The problem was&#8230;the men never found it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It was so bad, they even aired it on the History channel<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/history-channel-espanol.png\" alt=\"history-channel-espanol.png\" height=\"292\" width=\"292\" \/>(Si&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Unedited&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-99686120\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You start judging the acting quality in porn&#8230; (Worst porn ever) So you turn it off and go for a walk. For reals&#8230; Just take the dry documentary &#8220;The Battle Of Clitoris Hill&#8221; (Charge that hill&#8230;but be gentle!) The problem was&#8230;the men never found it&#8230; It was so bad, they even aired it on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}