{"id":3516,"date":"2011-01-05T13:29:09","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T19:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3516"},"modified":"2011-01-08T11:24:08","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T17:24:08","slug":"new-tiny-tea-tard-congress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/05\/new-tiny-tea-tard-congress\/","title":{"rendered":"New Tiny Tea Tard Congress!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The 112th Congress convenes today…<\/p>\n

\"funny-drunk-pitcure.jpg\"(Get up, time for work!)<\/p>\n

Meaning they only get their syllabus & jag off the rest of the day…<\/p>\n

Like the 1st of day of school after the summer break…<\/p>\n

You watch The Apple Dumpling Gang, eat cupcakes, fart, and nap<\/p>\n

Republicans accept they must do more than just oppose Obama’s every proposal<\/p>\n

\"republicanm-popsicle.jpg\"(Lick it up)<\/p>\n

Which’ll be new since that’s all they did that the past two years<\/p>\n

Screaming “No” and holding your breathe won’t cut it. But oh how they’ll try…<\/p>\n

The new speaker of the house is “Tan Man In A Can”<\/em> Jon Boehner<\/p>\n

\"tan-man-john-boehner.png\"(Is that “whore red” lipstick?)<\/p>\n

Which means the next to get the gavel with be yelling, “Who had Cheeto fingers?!?!”<\/p>\n

And in an effort to change his image, he’ll perform Pagliacci for the chamber<\/p>\n

\"john-boehner-clown.jpg\"<\/p>\n

Then when he can’t carry a tune with suit case handles<\/p>\n

He’ll turn and blame Democrats…<\/p>\n

Well you Tea Turds got skin in it now, so let’s see how you lead…<\/p>\n

Here’s watching you struggle while governing. Easier to shout, than lead…<\/p>\n

Andy Gibbs Little Brother Robert Steps Down From White House<\/strong><\/p>\n

Turns out the White House has to get another press secretary<\/p>\n

\"the-bee-gees.jpg\"(But can the pants be tighter?)<\/p>\n

Which means it’s like every other White House…<\/p>\n

They go through more press reps than OJ Simpson<\/p>\n

Meh, he was at least pretty funny<\/p>\n

\"robert-gibbs-hand-notes.jpg\"(A happy omelette?)<\/p>\n

Unless you’re Palin or a Tea Parter, then you don’t really get the joke<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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