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(Hellooooooo drawer)<\/p>\nYour “Panama City Biggest Slut Of 2010” t-shirt goes in the drawer for starters…<\/p>\n
(Hellooooooo drawer)<\/p>\n
When someone says anything today reply, “That’s soooooo 2010”<\/p>\n
While shaking your head in shame<\/p>\n
2010 Oprah only had a magazine, hit show, and was a god<\/p>\n
2011 Oprah still has all those, a TV network, and now controls the earths rotation<\/p>\n
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(Barry Winfrey?)<\/p>\n
When people at your office said, “See you in 2011” before you left on vacation<\/p>\n
You should’ve responded with, “But you won’t since I recently perfected time travel…<\/p>\n
I’ll be living in 1987 indefinitely”<\/p>\n
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(Oh shit…)<\/p>\n
We’re no longer in a “Recession\/Depression”<\/p>\n
But you still don’t have $, a job, or any happiness…<\/p>\n
Aside from your lotto scratch tickets, & your kiddie inflatable pool<\/p>\n
People suddenly don’t know what “Snooki” is<\/p>\n
But many suspect it’s a type of fancy billiards<\/p>\n Merry Nude Year!<\/strong><\/p>\n In the Chinese calendar, 2011 is know as “The Year Of The Streaker”<\/p>\n Ironically it’s also going to be the coldest winter<\/p>\n So choose wisely…and I’m back baby<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Your “Panama City Biggest Slut Of 2010” t-shirt goes in the drawer for starters… (Hellooooooo drawer) When someone says anything today reply, “That’s soooooo 2010” While shaking your head in shame 2010 Oprah only had a magazine, hit show, and was a god 2011 Oprah still has all those, a TV network, and now controls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"snooki_on_south_park.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/snooki_on_south_park.jpg\")
(Cartman rape is always<\/em> funny)<\/p>\n![\"chinese-girl.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/chinese-girl.jpg\")
(I give you Dr. Naked)<\/p>\n