{"id":3489,"date":"2010-12-13T18:41:04","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T00:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3489"},"modified":"2010-12-17T07:27:47","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T13:27:47","slug":"snow-big-deal-x-mas-parties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/13\/snow-big-deal-x-mas-parties\/","title":{"rendered":"Snow Big Deal &#038; X-mas Parties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out the Bears game on Sunday with the Patriots&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Looked a lot like the hole in the Metrodome roof&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/metrodome-roof-collapse-from-inside.jpg\" alt=\"metrodome-roof-collapse-from-inside.jpg\" height=\"195\" width=\"292\" \/>(Ahem, it&#8217;s drafty)<\/p>\n<p>Cold, deflating, &amp; postponed a game from actually being played&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Know I saw a game on the schedule for yesterday<\/p>\n<p>But the Bears didn&#8217;t play a down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>X-Mas Party Schmismis Party<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s that time of year for X-mas parties everywhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/drunk-under-the-tree.jpg\" alt=\"drunk-under-the-tree.jpg\" height=\"228\" width=\"292\" \/>(Sleep gentle douche)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re friends, family, and even office parties<\/p>\n<p>Providing you&#8217;re luckly enough to have a job<\/p>\n<p>Did you find the party drunk with a lamp shade on his jungle balls yet?<\/p>\n<p>Then chances are it&#8217;s <em>you<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/drunksanta.jpg\" alt=\"drunksanta.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"291\" \/>(Ho ho ho!)<\/p>\n<p>And it doesn&#8217;t help when you pass out at your friends X-mas party<\/p>\n<p>And wake up in Mexico City with a Menorah chained around your neck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At a table doing a $3.7 million coke deal with a drug cartel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out the Bears game on Sunday with the Patriots&#8230; Looked a lot like the hole in the Metrodome roof&#8230; (Ahem, it&#8217;s drafty) Cold, deflating, &amp; postponed a game from actually being played&#8230; Know I saw a game on the schedule for yesterday But the Bears didn&#8217;t play a down&#8230; X-Mas Party Schmismis Party It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}