{"id":3480,"date":"2010-12-09T16:38:30","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T22:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3480"},"modified":"2010-12-09T16:38:30","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T22:38:30","slug":"sorry-was-in-nyc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/sorry-was-in-nyc\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, Was In NYC&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Monday-Today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Love NYC, and their tiny as all fuck hotels<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/i-fucking-love-brooklyn-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"i-fucking-love-brooklyn-shirt.jpg\" height=\"297\" width=\"297\" \/>(It&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fun crapping with your knees in your chest. Good for circulation&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hell, now I&#8217;m a yoga expert; and know what gay people feel like living in a closet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>More tomorrow on the shows, the cold, cool Canadians and cabs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I did type &#8220;cabs, and not &#8220;crabs&#8221; right?<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1235728699\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Monday-Today&#8230; Love NYC, and their tiny as all fuck hotels (It&#8217;s true) It&#8217;s fun crapping with your knees in your chest. Good for circulation&#8230; Hell, now I&#8217;m a yoga expert; and know what gay people feel like living in a closet&#8230; More tomorrow on the shows, the cold, cool Canadians and cabs&#8230; I did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}