{"id":3464,"date":"2010-12-01T11:56:24","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T17:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3464"},"modified":"2010-12-01T13:08:56","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T19:08:56","slug":"x-mas-card-backstories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/x-mas-card-backstories\/","title":{"rendered":"X-mas Card Backstories&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These people clearly have no mirrors in their home&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/bad-x-mas-sweater.jpg\" alt=\"bad-x-mas-sweater.jpg\" height=\"371\" width=\"291\" \/>(Goat rape)<\/p>\n<p>Easy now, how about a nice friendly holiday visit from the Krampus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/x-mas-krumpas.jpg\" alt=\"x-mas-krumpas.jpg\" height=\"451\" width=\"291\" \/>(What&#8230;the&#8230;fuck?)<\/p>\n<p>That horsey has piss all over the neck from that kid&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And now I give you <em>these<\/em> funny little rascals&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/robbing-santa.jpg\" alt=\"robbing-santa.jpg\" height=\"523\" width=\"293\" \/>(Ho hum, let&#8217;s get out presents)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ha ha, fuck that old man! Take him for everything he&#8217;s got&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then we can ruin X-mas for all, while he collects disability insurance&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sweet kids&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These people clearly have no mirrors in their home&#8230; (Goat rape) Easy now, how about a nice friendly holiday visit from the Krampus&#8230; (What&#8230;the&#8230;fuck?) That horsey has piss all over the neck from that kid&#8230; And now I give you these funny little rascals&#8230; (Ho hum, let&#8217;s get out presents) &#8220;Ha ha, fuck that old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}