suddenly our ally<\/a><\/p>\nWhen Beck corrects your geography, you just moved to the head of special-ed class…<\/p>\n
I knew it, she’s fucking Kim Jong Il. Does Todd know about this?<\/p>\n
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(Not for long, Sarah’s coming)<\/p>\n
Stop looking at it. It only encourages her. Then she thinks you want “more”…<\/p>\n
I imagine a monkey flinging it’s own shit in a zoo with wild excitement suddenly stopping as it sees her photo. Then a “pity” tear sadly rolls down it’s chimpy cheek…<\/p>\n
Bears Sit Atop NFC North!<\/strong><\/p>\nWow, talk about “shit I never expected this year”…<\/p>\n
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(My toes painted after losing a bet)<\/p>\n
The Chicago Bears beat the Eagles 31-26 soundly…<\/p>\n
Christmas came way too early this year. Sadly like I do every night…<\/p>\n
I’m a crappy lover what can I say<\/p>\n
Have a day!<\/p>\n
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(Wait, I got more stupid shit to say)<\/p>\n![\"sarah-palin-at-podum-hands-out.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/sarah-palin-at-podum-hands-out.jpg\")
(Your ears heard it wrong)<\/p>\n