{"id":3451,"date":"2010-11-25T11:22:48","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T17:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3451"},"modified":"2010-11-25T11:22:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T17:22:48","slug":"turkey-day-means","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/25\/turkey-day-means\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Day Means&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Choking your brothers and sisters without spilling a drop&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/funny-thanksgiving-eat-beef-joke.gif\" alt=\"funny-thanksgiving-eat-beef-joke.gif\" height=\"338\" width=\"293\" \/>(Good advice)<\/p>\n<p>Screaming loud enough at each other but still keeping your voice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Saying the most awful things about each other, but still loving each other<\/p>\n<p>And finally<\/p>\n<p>Eating so much you now can&#8217;t go on the Harry Potter ride at Universal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choking your brothers and sisters without spilling a drop&#8230; (Good advice) Screaming loud enough at each other but still keeping your voice&#8230; Saying the most awful things about each other, but still loving each other And finally Eating so much you now can&#8217;t go on the Harry Potter ride at Universal&#8230; Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}