{"id":3448,"date":"2010-11-24T11:54:58","date_gmt":"2010-11-24T17:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3448"},"modified":"2010-11-24T11:54:58","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T17:54:58","slug":"after-massive-crime-spree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/24\/after-massive-crime-spree\/","title":{"rendered":"After Massive Crime Spree&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turkey pardoned&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wiz-khalifa-arrested.jpg\" alt=\"wiz-khalifa-arrested.jpg\" height=\"214\" width=\"268\" \/>(Not <em>that<\/em> turkey)<\/p>\n<p>Gary &#8220;The Gobbler&#8221; Jenkins was pardoned after trying to knock off a bank<\/p>\n<p>Then when the judge realized his wife didn&#8217;t pick anything for dinner<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/pardon_me_funny_turkey_day_design_tshirt-p235863470487082971ygbh_400.jpg\" alt=\"pardon_me_funny_turkey_day_design_tshirt-p235863470487082971ygbh_400.jpg\" height=\"265\" width=\"265\" \/>(<em>That<\/em> turkey)<\/p>\n<p>Changed his mind, reversed the pardon, then promptly eat him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I say give in this thanksgiving, and wear sweat pants to the table&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also after eating 6 meals and inventing a 7th I&#8217;ll shout, &#8220;I regret nothing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turkey pardoned&#8230; (Not that turkey) Gary &#8220;The Gobbler&#8221; Jenkins was pardoned after trying to knock off a bank Then when the judge realized his wife didn&#8217;t pick anything for dinner (That turkey) Changed his mind, reversed the pardon, then promptly eat him&#8230; I say give in this thanksgiving, and wear sweat pants to the table&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3448"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}