{"id":3430,"date":"2010-11-18T09:50:06","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T15:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3430"},"modified":"2010-11-18T09:50:06","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T15:50:06","slug":"shooting-at-the-attention-whores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/18\/shooting-at-the-attention-whores\/","title":{"rendered":"Shooting At The Attention Whores&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By now you&#8217;ve heard Bristol Palin advanced on DWTW<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bristol-palin-black-dress.jpg\" alt=\"bristol-palin-black-dress.jpg\" height=\"188\" width=\"272\" \/>(Along with her vampire crotch)<\/p>\n<p>(Dancing With The attention Whores)<\/p>\n<p>And Brandy, who everyone says danced better, went home<\/p>\n<p>Was it a voting conspiracy? A fraud? Unfair?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bristol-smiling.jpg\" alt=\"bristol-smiling.jpg\" height=\"210\" width=\"274\" \/>(I have no discernable talent)<\/p>\n<p>Who gives a flying hunk of shit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Watching reality TV is like getting skull fucked by a 22 inch chainsaw<\/p>\n<p>Besides, the real story is that some guy in Wisconsin got so pissed at the outcome<\/p>\n<p>He pulled out a gun, and shot his TV&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tv-bullet-hole.jpg\" alt=\"tv-bullet-hole.jpg\" height=\"223\" width=\"278\" \/>(Whoopsie)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s one way to cast a vote&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In Wisconsin, a gun is officially called &#8220;the channel changer&#8221; now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By now you&#8217;ve heard Bristol Palin advanced on DWTW (Along with her vampire crotch) (Dancing With The attention Whores) And Brandy, who everyone says danced better, went home Was it a voting conspiracy? A fraud? Unfair? (I have no discernable talent) Who gives a flying hunk of shit&#8230; Watching reality TV is like getting skull [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3430"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}