{"id":34209,"date":"2021-05-13T16:18:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-13T22:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=34209"},"modified":"2021-05-13T22:05:43","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T04:05:43","slug":"uncivil-war-bamboo-bags-o-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2021\/05\/13\/uncivil-war-bamboo-bags-o-gas\/","title":{"rendered":"UnCivil War, Bamboo &#038; Bags O Gas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are unprecedented times in<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Merica, Folks. Yes Political Party&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-34210\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/GQP-best-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/GQP-best-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/GQP-best-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/GQP-best.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(We Know)<\/p>\n<p>have Fallen Before, but Not Quite<\/p>\n<p>like this, where they Died by their<\/p>\n<p>own Hands. See, Half of All of the<\/p>\n<p>R&#8217;s say <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-usa-politics-disinformation\/half-of-republicans-believe-false-accounts-of-deadly-u-s-capitol-riot-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN2BS0RZ\">Orange Thing didn&#8217;t stoke<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Terrorist Insurrection On Jan<\/p>\n<p>6th. They all know he did; but it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.salon.com\/2021\/04\/06\/half-of-republicans-think-jan-6-siege-was-peaceful-or-staged-by-antifa-new-poll-finds\/\">Other Half that Knows he did<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There Is no gettin away from that<\/p>\n<p>Splits their party, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vote_splitting\">splits their vote<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is no &#8220;Party&#8221; Anymore, It&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>not a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2021\/05\/12\/trump-party-cheney-defeat-proves-trumps-hold-gop-experts-say\/5036774001\/\">&#8220;War&#8221;<\/a>. It&#8217;s all Orange Mans<\/p>\n<p>Thing, While Others leave\/All run<\/p>\n<p>away to Independents or another<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-34211\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Liz-Cheney-VS-Matt-Gaetz-300x236.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Liz-Cheney-VS-Matt-Gaetz-300x236.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Liz-Cheney-VS-Matt-Gaetz.jpeg 633w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/>(A Dead One)<\/p>\n<p>New &#8220;3rd&#8221; Party. The GQP Chose<\/p>\n<p>lies, violence, racist shit &amp; denyin<\/p>\n<p>reality. It <a href=\"https:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/rachel-maddow-show\/republicans-take-steps-hide-discouraging-polls-about-trump-n1266835\">Ends so badly<\/a> for them<\/p>\n<p>And they deserve everything that<\/p>\n<p>is Coming. Speaking of &#8220;Terrorist<\/p>\n<p>Un-American Piles Of Crap&#8221;, The<\/p>\n<p>Terrorists Playing &#8216;Federal Crime&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-57089359\">Games in AZ<\/a> With &#8220;legal&#8221; ballots<\/p>\n<p>Think &#8220;Bamboo&#8221; Might Be In The<\/p>\n<p>Ballots, Because, Get this, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-57089359\">China<\/a><\/p>\n<p>WTF?!?! They&#8217;re Playing A dumb<\/p>\n<p>legally Dangerous game. It going<\/p>\n<p>to <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/arizona-election-recount-b38a9205c306796f914d62bbad601587\">Blow Up in Their Stupid Faces<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-34213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Gas-bag-are-goiing-to-hurt-300x178.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Gas-bag-are-goiing-to-hurt-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Gas-bag-are-goiing-to-hurt.jpg 649w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/>(Yup)<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Blowing up, morons<\/p>\n<p>(YES REPUBLICANS) are now at<\/p>\n<p>point where they&#8217;re hording now<\/p>\n<p>get this; &#8220;Bags Of Gas&#8221;. Yes you<\/p>\n<p>read that right ha ha ha ha what<\/p>\n<p>A Pile, Of Darwin Award Winners<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: You Can&#8217;t Just Attack Co-Workers At<br \/>\nThe office. That&#8217;s like &#8220;not a thing&#8221;. But one<br \/>\nLoud Q-Fart Republican Greene, Confronted<br \/>\n&amp; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/pelosi-marjorie-taylor-greene-verbal-assault-aoc-165835720.html\">verbally harangued AOC w hatelies<\/a>. She&#8217;ll<br \/>\nbe punished For it, again. It&#8217;s not allowed in<br \/>\nThe &#8216;House of Reps&#8217;. She &#8220;broke&#8221;, the &#8216;rules&#8217;<br \/>\nand <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mkraju\/status\/1392935534348148737\">AOC handled It<\/a> like well just like a boss<\/p>\n<p>Have A &#8220;Safe&#8221; Day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2341924194\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are unprecedented times in &#8216;Merica, Folks. Yes Political Party&#8217;s (We Know) have Fallen Before, but Not Quite like this, where they Died by their own Hands. See, Half of All of the R&#8217;s say Orange Thing didn&#8217;t stoke The Terrorist Insurrection On Jan 6th. They all know he did; but it&#8217;s the Other Half [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}