{"id":3417,"date":"2010-11-15T11:13:04","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T17:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3417"},"modified":"2010-11-15T11:13:04","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T17:13:04","slug":"buy-a-truck-get-an-ak-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/15\/buy-a-truck-get-an-ak-47\/","title":{"rendered":"Buy A Truck, Get An AK-47!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hoooooooooooo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/red-neck-swiss-army-gun.jpg\" alt=\"red-neck-swiss-army-gun.jpg\" height=\"219\" width=\"292\" \/>(A &#8220;Redneck Swiss Army Gun&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>A central Florida dealership trying to drum up business<\/p>\n<p>Offers a free AK-47 assault rifle to any potential used truck buyer<\/p>\n<p>Bravo car dealership down in Florida!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg\" alt=\"embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg\" height=\"196\" width=\"293\" \/>(Yeeeesh)<\/p>\n<p>You sure put the &#8220;neck&#8221; in the red&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Faster than a NASCAR fan pulling into a gas-n-glup for beef jerky&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/redneckpalmpilot.jpg\" alt=\"redneckpalmpilot.jpg\" height=\"351\" width=\"292\" \/>(Redneck ipad)<\/p>\n<p>Meh, I say just pass out weapons out at birth<\/p>\n<p>Every baby should have one in their crib<\/p>\n<p>And it should be from Playschool titled <em>&#8220;My First Pistol&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>One question, does it come with Bible?<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hoooooooooooo&#8230; (A &#8220;Redneck Swiss Army Gun&#8221;) A central Florida dealership trying to drum up business Offers a free AK-47 assault rifle to any potential used truck buyer Bravo car dealership down in Florida! (Yeeeesh) You sure put the &#8220;neck&#8221; in the red&#8230; Faster than a NASCAR fan pulling into a gas-n-glup for beef jerky&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}