{"id":3413,"date":"2010-11-12T10:02:17","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T16:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2010-11-12T10:02:17","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T16:02:17","slug":"instead-of-the-ipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/12\/instead-of-the-ipad\/","title":{"rendered":"Instead Of The ipad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why not the idad?<\/p>\n<p>Think about it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/idad-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"idad-t-shirt.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"270\" \/> (Where is the &#8220;dad&#8221; part?)<\/p>\n<p>Great for orphan kids, or for kids who&#8217;s genetic dad sucks<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also good incentive for your normal dads slacking a little<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/idad-carrying-kid.jpg\" alt=\"idad-carrying-kid.jpg\" height=\"230\" width=\"269\" \/>(&#8220;I upgraded to idad, bitch!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Cause if he gets out of line, BAM! idad his ass<\/p>\n<p>If only Apple could come out with icrack, isickdayexcuse, ihooker, and ijob<\/p>\n<p><strong>This Coming Monday!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re in Chicago, or know anyone in Chicago<\/p>\n<p>Tell them to go see this kick ass show<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/heartists-benefit-concert-2010-poster.jpg\" alt=\"heartists-benefit-concert-2010-poster.jpg\" height=\"677\" width=\"525\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a way more artsy fartsy than I plug, but I&#8217;m also a member of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heartists.org\/\">Heartists<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s all awesometown. Don&#8217;t think, just go and be ready to rock&#8230;classical style<\/p>\n<p>1st 20 people to recognize if it&#8217;s a Stradivarius, or Guarnerius violin<\/p>\n<p>Get a free Beethoven Foam Wig<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why not the idad? Think about it (Where is the &#8220;dad&#8221; part?) Great for orphan kids, or for kids who&#8217;s genetic dad sucks It&#8217;s also good incentive for your normal dads slacking a little (&#8220;I upgraded to idad, bitch!&#8221;) Cause if he gets out of line, BAM! idad his ass If only Apple could come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}