{"id":3404,"date":"2010-11-09T13:31:16","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T19:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3404"},"modified":"2010-11-19T17:23:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T23:23:05","slug":"jessica-alba-doesnt-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/09\/jessica-alba-doesnt-think\/","title":{"rendered":"Jessica Alba Doesn&#8217;t Think&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Writers are important&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/good-luck-chuck-poster.jpg\" alt=\"good-luck-chuck-poster.jpg\" height=\"420\" width=\"289\" \/>(Clearly, you did this shit)<\/p>\n<p>With her, we could have just cut things off at &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t think&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, she said this, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good actors never use the script unless it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s amazing writing. All the good actors I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>She went on to add, &#8220;Because they&#8217;re blowing the director&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/the-love-guru-with-alba.jpg\" alt=\"the-love-guru-with-alba.jpg\" height=\"236\" width=\"292\" \/>(Look, another gem!)<\/p>\n<p>Taking her seriously here, is like trying to have a deep conversation with a wet fart<\/p>\n<p>Her movie rolls are more disposable than razors, adult diapers, and used condoms<\/p>\n<p>In any serious improv scene, she&#8217;d get lost, touch her tits, laugh, then walk off stage<\/p>\n<p>Can I get a suggestion?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, a vapid good looking gal shaking her ass with a 5 cent head&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And scene!<\/p>\n<p><strong>4,500 Stranded<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On a Carnival Cruise ship&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/carnival-cruise-ship.jpg\" alt=\"carnival-cruise-ship.jpg\" height=\"190\" width=\"291\" \/>(Spot the &#8220;couple&#8221; fighting)<\/p>\n<p>Without air conditioning, hot food, hot water &amp; telephones off the cost of Mexico<\/p>\n<p>The good news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now you don&#8217;t have to visit Mexico since you already know what it feels like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/rimshotbadumtsh.jpg\" alt=\"rimshotbadumtsh.jpg\" height=\"220\" width=\"291\" \/>(Tip your waitress)<\/p>\n<p>Zing! Zwop! Zerp!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cheaper, but next time, book with the SS Fat Guy<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/ss-fat-guy.jpg\" alt=\"ss-fat-guy.jpg\" height=\"219\" width=\"291\" \/>(Try the brisket)<\/p>\n<p>Meh, it&#8217;s still better than Motel 8 where they have cockroaches the size of your fist<\/p>\n<p>And holes in the wall with people &#8220;supposedly having sex one room away&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who are actually double booked doing it in your room one bed over<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writers are important&#8230; (Clearly, you did this shit) With her, we could have just cut things off at &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t think&#8221;&#8230; Actually, she said this, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good actors never use the script unless it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s amazing writing. All the good actors I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say\u00e2\u20ac\u009d She went on to add, &#8220;Because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}