{"id":3383,"date":"2010-11-03T11:03:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T17:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3383"},"modified":"2010-11-03T11:23:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T17:23:54","slug":"you-asked-for-tea-tards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/03\/you-asked-for-tea-tards\/","title":{"rendered":"You Asked For Tea-Tards&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You got a <em>few<\/em> America!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tea-tards.jpg\" alt=\"tea-tards.jpg\" height=\"191\" width=\"270\" \/>(Yey, it&#8217;s spelled correctly)<\/p>\n<p>Republicans took back the house for Mid-terms, and Dems narrowly kept the Senate<\/p>\n<p>Bravo America! Voting for fear, anger, policy ignorance, and bigotry<\/p>\n<p>Always beat rational sanity<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like poker for morons, where suddenly 2 three&#8217;s beats a full house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/stripes-movie-poster.jpg\" alt=\"stripes-movie-poster.jpg\" height=\"216\" width=\"269\" \/>(Oxburger: &#8220;Go on, bluff me!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Fans don&#8217;t like a wrestling match where they shake hands and work together&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They want a folding chair and blood&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The sad message tonight is &#8220;electing Archie Bunker&#8221; is better than &#8220;the other guy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/archie-bunker-card-game.JPG\" alt=\"archie-bunker-card-game.JPG\" height=\"167\" width=\"271\" \/> (Spades aren&#8217;t included in the deck)<\/p>\n<p>Bad news for them is now they can&#8217;t just sit on there hands screaming &#8220;fuck Obama&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They got skin in it now, granted &#8220;Orange Julius&#8221; skin<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tan-man.jpg\" alt=\"tan-man.jpg\" height=\"331\" width=\"270\" \/>(Fake Bake&#8217;s secret sex move)<\/p>\n<p>But the good news is comics have an assload more material to work with<\/p>\n<p><strong>One Trip On The Cermack 21 Bus&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sitting next to a drooling screaming child flinging himself on the ground<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bad-kid-fire.jpg\" alt=\"bad-kid-fire.jpg\" height=\"192\" width=\"269\" \/>(What a lil&#8217; charmer)<\/p>\n<p>Instantly tells me why condom sales are up<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You got a few America! (Yey, it&#8217;s spelled correctly) Republicans took back the house for Mid-terms, and Dems narrowly kept the Senate Bravo America! Voting for fear, anger, policy ignorance, and bigotry Always beat rational sanity It&#8217;s like poker for morons, where suddenly 2 three&#8217;s beats a full house&#8230; (Oxburger: &#8220;Go on, bluff me!&#8221;) Fans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}