{"id":338,"date":"2008-10-18T09:58:34","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T15:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=338"},"modified":"2008-10-18T10:00:11","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T16:00:11","slug":"time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/18\/time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Time for&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/n623396371_1308301_7967.jpg\" alt=\"n623396371_1308301_7967.jpg\" height=\"335\" width=\"302\" \/>(It looks like the set of <em>Logan&#8217;s Run<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ass Gas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/fart.jpg\" alt=\"fart.jpg\" height=\"257\" width=\"305\" \/>(New definition of <em>&#8220;bubble butt&#8221;<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>I was <em>Trader Joe&#8217;s<\/em> the other day and this lady in line clearly farted. Then she looked around. Then she smelt her evil ass goblin and made a face. We locked eyes and hers almost said, &#8220;Sorry buddy&#8221;. That was enough for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So I moved to a longer line as she stood alone in her filthy butt shame&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(It looks like the set of Logan&#8217;s Run) Ass Gas (New definition of &#8220;bubble butt&#8221;) I was Trader Joe&#8217;s the other day and this lady in line clearly farted. Then she looked around. Then she smelt her evil ass goblin and made a face. We locked eyes and hers almost said, &#8220;Sorry buddy&#8221;. That was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}