{"id":3350,"date":"2010-10-21T10:42:19","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3350"},"modified":"2010-10-21T10:42:19","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:42:19","slug":"snake-rides-vs-boar-rides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/21\/snake-rides-vs-boar-rides\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Snake Rides&#8221; VS. &#8220;Boar Rides&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which wins? Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Let a little girl ride a python?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/little-girl-riding-a-python.jpg\" alt=\"little-girl-riding-a-python.jpg\" height=\"408\" width=\"292\" \/>(&#8220;It tickles my special spot&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Or a baby monkey ride a boar?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/baby-money-riding-a-boar.jpg\" alt=\"baby-money-riding-a-boar.jpg\" height=\"225\" width=\"291\" \/>(Competitive Boar Racing)<\/p>\n<p>I mean, don&#8217;t get me wrong, <em>both<\/em> are great options<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m gonna go with &#8220;Monkey Riding A Boar&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Because a boar won&#8217;t quickly turn around and constrict a cute little girl to death<\/p>\n<p>And then swallow her whole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which wins? Would you rather&#8230; Let a little girl ride a python? (&#8220;It tickles my special spot&#8221;) Or a baby monkey ride a boar? (Competitive Boar Racing) I mean, don&#8217;t get me wrong, both are great options But I&#8217;m gonna go with &#8220;Monkey Riding A Boar&#8221; Because a boar won&#8217;t quickly turn around and constrict [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}