{"id":3317,"date":"2010-10-14T09:45:49","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3317"},"modified":"2010-10-14T09:45:49","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:45:49","slug":"miner-69-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/14\/miner-69-her\/","title":{"rendered":"Miner 69-Her?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Could you ask for a more wonderful moment than when those Chilean miners were pulled out 1-by-1 with such neat looks of joyful optimism at the power of life itself?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/miner-being-treated.jpg\" alt=\"miner-being-treated.jpg\" height=\"204\" width=\"292\" \/>(Great moment)<\/p>\n<p>Well, not if you&#8217;re wife is standing there looking like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cartoon-wife-with-rolling-pin.jpg\" alt=\"cartoon-wife-with-rolling-pin.jpg\" height=\"224\" width=\"292\" \/>(You pussy mining SOB)<\/p>\n<p>Mostly because your mistress is also standing there looking like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hot-girl-on-bomb-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"hot-girl-on-bomb-cartoon.jpg\" height=\"367\" width=\"294\" \/>(Give <em>me<\/em> your hardhat)<\/p>\n<p>The problem is who you make eye contact with 1st&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/miner-wife-vs-mistress.jpg\" alt=\"miner-wife-vs-mistress.jpg\" height=\"184\" width=\"291\" \/>(Not <em>quite<\/em> how I described it)<\/p>\n<p>Wait, is that a statue of mother Mary in the mistresses arms?<\/p>\n<p>I say that&#8217;s why we have two arms, so you can hug them both &#8220;Big Love&#8221; style<\/p>\n<p>Now some have to play the new game show on FOX<\/p>\n<p>Called <em>&#8220;Who Hugs You 1st, Wife Or Mistress&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Welcome back topside, but for some, you&#8217;re wishing you were still down there<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could you ask for a more wonderful moment than when those Chilean miners were pulled out 1-by-1 with such neat looks of joyful optimism at the power of life itself? (Great moment) Well, not if you&#8217;re wife is standing there looking like this: (You pussy mining SOB) Mostly because your mistress is also standing there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}