{"id":3313,"date":"2010-10-13T11:50:13","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T17:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3313"},"modified":"2010-10-13T11:50:14","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T17:50:14","slug":"situation-fixed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/13\/situation-fixed\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Situation&#8221; Fixed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It sounds like a bad line in an 80&#8217;s movie by a talking robot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/funny-robot.jpg\" alt=\"funny-robot.jpg\" height=\"354\" width=\"292\" \/>(Not that kind)<\/p>\n<p>It also sounds like someone on the Jersey Shore got &#8220;neutered&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In a way, he did&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/the-situation-dancing.jpg\" alt=\"the-situation-dancing.jpg\" \/>(Gaytown wants their shirt back)<\/p>\n<p>A guy with more grease in his hair than a deep fryer in a 24 hour restaurant on Jersey Shore was sent packing on Dancing With The Subpars. Booted off the show<\/p>\n<p>Bada bing, bam, boom gone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Funny I always thought &#8220;The Situation&#8221; was when you got a girl &#8220;in trouble&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/pregnant-redneck-couple.jpg\" alt=\"pregnant-redneck-couple.jpg\" height=\"432\" width=\"293\" \/>(Ah, young forced love)<\/p>\n<p>Since he&#8217;s now been &#8220;fixed&#8221; we know that&#8217;s not a problem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It sounds like a bad line in an 80&#8217;s movie by a talking robot&#8230; (Not that kind) It also sounds like someone on the Jersey Shore got &#8220;neutered&#8221;&#8230; In a way, he did&#8230; (Gaytown wants their shirt back) A guy with more grease in his hair than a deep fryer in a 24 hour restaurant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}