{"id":3305,"date":"2010-10-11T10:29:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3305"},"modified":"2010-10-11T10:41:35","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T16:41:35","slug":"columbus-had-a-20-inch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/11\/columbus-had-a-20-inch\/","title":{"rendered":"Columbus Had A 20 Inch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pet bird. Why, what did you think I was going to type?<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Columbus day, that means it&#8217;s all about parades ahoy! Celebrate the spirit of <em>Christopher Columbus<\/em>, so go discover another continent with people already inhabiting it, then claim it as your own while allowing them to still live there\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/columbus.jpg\" alt=\"columbus.jpg\" height=\"327\" width=\"243\" \/>(He gave us <em>Ho-Chunk<\/em> Casino\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s)<\/p>\n<p>We sort of already have that with Iraq, but we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll hand it back to you some day\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6we promise! Now it&#8217;s time for you to go discover America today. If you&#8217;re a Tea Party person, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t walk too far or you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll fall off since the world is flat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what Columbus Day has to do with sales\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Aside from the ones on his ship. Hoy oh!<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nAwesome Ses-a-me<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sesame Street&#8221; decided to do a parody of the Old Spice guy ads&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>With&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e6hyCTKx5UA\">Grover<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/grover-as-old-spice-guy.jpg\" alt=\"grover-as-old-spice-guy.jpg\" height=\"173\" width=\"242\" \/>(Smell Like a Monster)<\/p>\n<p>And they could not be more smelling like a Monster man<\/p>\n<p>You crazy ass monster manly man. Sadly, I still have more chest hair than him<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pet bird. Why, what did you think I was going to type? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Columbus day, that means it&#8217;s all about parades ahoy! Celebrate the spirit of Christopher Columbus, so go discover another continent with people already inhabiting it, then claim it as your own while allowing them to still live there\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 (He gave us Ho-Chunk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3305"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}