{"id":3286,"date":"2010-10-05T10:33:16","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T16:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3286"},"modified":"2010-10-05T10:33:16","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T16:33:16","slug":"the-wordy-sanchez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/05\/the-wordy-sanchez\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wordy Sanchez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not when the Dirty Sanchez gets verbal<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/rick-sanchez.jpg\" alt=\"rick-sanchez.jpg\" height=\"261\" width=\"247\" \/>(I say &#8220;things&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s where former CNN news douche Rick Sanchez calls Jon Stewart a &#8220;bigot&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then rips on &#8220;Jew owners at CNN&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He can&#8217;t relate to a guy like me,&#8221; Sanchez said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He can&#8217;t relate to somebody who grew up poor&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Right. He was swimming in $ with his single mom who was a teacher<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg\" alt=\"embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg\" height=\"162\" width=\"243\" \/>(Ohhhhhh Rick)<\/p>\n<p>Sanchez said the media is racist, not just from conservatives<\/p>\n<p>But also &#8220;elite, establishment liberals&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I know. We expected such great things from Sanchez&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wait, no we didn&#8217;t. I&#8217;m thinking of Anderson Cooper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sanchez later took back the term &#8220;bigot&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And called Stewart &#8220;prejudicial&#8221; and &#8220;uninformed&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/rick-sanchez-with-friends.jpg\" alt=\"rick-sanchez-with-friends.jpg\" height=\"182\" width=\"241\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m not calling you cunt Michelle&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that&#8217;s totally different<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t call your mom a whore Kevin<\/p>\n<p>I just said she performs sex on people in exchange for $&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sanchez is a wet fart in a paper bag. This painting hangs over his bed<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bear-surfing-shark.jpg\" alt=\"bear-surfing-shark.jpg\" height=\"273\" width=\"247\" \/>(Muthafucka!)<\/p>\n<p>He has all the substance of angel food cake mixed with helium<\/p>\n<p>Now, I just feel sort of bad for him. He&#8217;s a goofy moron&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And where do they go? You guessed it. <em>FOX News<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not when the Dirty Sanchez gets verbal (I say &#8220;things&#8221;) It&#8217;s where former CNN news douche Rick Sanchez calls Jon Stewart a &#8220;bigot&#8221; Then rips on &#8220;Jew owners at CNN&#8221; &#8220;He can&#8217;t relate to a guy like me,&#8221; Sanchez said. &#8220;He can&#8217;t relate to somebody who grew up poor&#8221; Right. He was swimming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}