{"id":3282,"date":"2010-10-04T14:38:29","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T20:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3282"},"modified":"2010-10-04T14:38:29","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T20:38:29","slug":"why-sex-is-better-than-fantasy-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/why-sex-is-better-than-fantasy-football\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Sex Is Better Than Fantasy Football"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"fantasy-football-t-shirt.jpg\"(No unicorns?)<\/p>\n

-Because you can’t fuck points
\n-You can’t cuddle a “win”
\n-When’s the last QB break out game blown you?
\n-No one ever really “loses” in sex
\n-No one talks shit when you’re not doing well<\/p>\n

\"fantasy-footabll-excuses.gif\"(How about “I suck”?)<\/p>\n

Why Fantasy Football Is Better Than Sex<\/p>\n

-You only have to do it once a week
\n-It never complains when you’re on the “unable to perform list”
\n-The only energy needed is “point & click”
\n-You don’t need candles & shitty 80’s music to do it
\n-All you have to do is watch, you’re not actually doing it<\/p>\n

Things You Don’t See That Often<\/strong><\/p>\n

Exhibit A<\/p>\n

\"f80fcefde945c5e4.jpg\"(Duck horse love)<\/p>\n

They broke up a week later. Height problems<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(No unicorns?) -Because you can’t fuck points -You can’t cuddle a “win” -When’s the last QB break out game blown you? -No one ever really “loses” in sex -No one talks shit when you’re not doing well (How about “I suck”?) Why Fantasy Football Is Better Than Sex -You only have to do it once […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}