{"id":32779,"date":"2021-01-22T15:37:51","date_gmt":"2021-01-22T21:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=32779"},"modified":"2021-01-22T15:40:56","modified_gmt":"2021-01-22T21:40:56","slug":"boner-town-hank-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2021\/01\/22\/boner-town-hank-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Boner-Town &#038; Hank You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Day 3 Biden\/Staff, are All Working<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/live\/2021\/01\/21\/us\/joe-biden\">tirelessly<\/a> to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worldometers.info\/coronavirus\/\">combat COVID<\/a>, All While<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32780\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Bernie-Gump-300x169.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Bernie-Gump-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Bernie-Gump-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Bernie-Gump-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Bernie-Gump.jpeg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/>(Bernie!)<\/p>\n<p>Dealing With, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.c-span.org\/event\/?508234\/president-biden-delivers-remarks-economy\">&#8220;Our Economic Turmoil&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&amp; over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/business\/2021\/01\/22\/biden-fix-social-security\/\">100 Others issues<\/a> we&#8217;re facing<\/p>\n<p>We have actual leaders who care, and<\/p>\n<p>are Capable of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.govexec.com\/management\/2021\/01\/biden-sign-executive-order-killing-schedule-f-restoring-collective-bargaining-rights\/171569\/\">&#8220;Policies&#8221;<\/a>, solving Real<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ft.com\/content\/fe3c46fb-6fda-4370-ba18-e7322465e5ea\">World Problems<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/live\/2021\/jan\/22\/joe-biden-covid-coronavirus-strategy-donald-trump-impeachment-kamala-harris-live\">Acting With Morality<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, in the &#8216;Funny part&#8217; of today (You<\/p>\n<p>gotta find Where you can These Days)<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Schumer, Went to Boner-Town<\/p>\n<p>by saying <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thewrap.com\/chuck-schumer-erection-freudian-slip-majority-leader\/\">&#8220;Erection&#8221;<\/a> instead of saying<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32781\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chuck-Schumer-Erection-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chuck-Schumer-Erection-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chuck-Schumer-Erection.jpg 308w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/>(Doh!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Insurrection&#8221;. Meh, they Are both as<\/p>\n<p>hard As a Rock and Involve Lil&#8217; pricks<\/p>\n<p>Hank Aaron was a baseball player. He<\/p>\n<p>was A Civic Leader. A cultural hero. A<\/p>\n<p>father. A wonderful human being In a<\/p>\n<p>bigoted world; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.espn.com\/mlb\/story\/_\/id\/30759337\/hank-aaron-lasting-impact-measured-more-home-runs\">Simply Legend forever<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(t)Hanks for everything, rest in power<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32782\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Hank-and-Jim-300x222.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Hank-and-Jim-300x222.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Hank-and-Jim-768x570.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Hank-and-Jim-1024x759.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Hank-and-Jim.jpeg 1242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/>(Hank &amp; Jim)<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Impeachment Articles Will Be Delivered On<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2021\/01\/22\/politics\/impeachment-articles-schumer\/index.html\">Monday Ready For Trial<\/a>. &#8220;Republican&#8217;s&#8221; Can Either<br \/>\nContinue To Kill Their Careers OR &#8220;Barely&#8221; Survive<\/p>\n<p>Have A &#8220;Safe&#8221; Weekend!<\/p>\n<p>[give_form id=&#8221;26992&#8243;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2248363539\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Day 3 Biden\/Staff, are All Working tirelessly to combat COVID, All While (Bernie!) Dealing With, &#8220;Our Economic Turmoil&#8221; &amp; over 100 Others issues we&#8217;re facing We have actual leaders who care, and are Capable of &#8220;Policies&#8221;, solving Real World Problems, Acting With Morality And, in the &#8216;Funny part&#8217; of today (You gotta find Where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}