{"id":3277,"date":"2010-10-01T08:19:12","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T14:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2010-10-01T13:11:19","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T19:11:19","slug":"ochocinco-has-a-kid-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/01\/ochocinco-has-a-kid-cereal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ochocinco Has A Kids Cereal?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Of course he does…<\/p>\n

\"ochocinco-cereal-box.jpg\"(“Eat my toasted oats bitch!”)<\/p>\n

It’s only a matter of time before Sarah Palin has hers called Quitter<\/em><\/p>\n

It’ll have American flag colored “Q’s” with shapes of guns, bibles, and Tea Bags<\/p>\n

But back to Ochocinco for a moment…<\/p>\n

\"ochocinco-condoms.jpg\"(It’s only a matter of time)<\/p>\n

What’s worse than having a kids cereal recalled because it contaminated?<\/p>\n

How about it gets recalled solely because the phone number that is supposed to connect callers to a wonderful benefit called Feed the Children is actually being routed to a super steamy phone-sex line because of a typo mistake<\/p>\n

\"ochocinco-posing.jpg\"(“I catch a lot, but didn’t catch that”)<\/p>\n

Kids you must be over 18 with your parents permission to eat his cereal<\/p>\n

Shit, I say call it kids<\/p>\n

But 1st get your moms credit card, a sock, set aside 30 minutes, and buckle up
\n
\nJim DeMint Jim DeSucks Dick
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well aside from saying “No” to everything any Democrat, centrist, or moderate needs<\/p>\n

In hating Obama and progressives so much he will now “put on hold”<\/p>\n

Any legislation that hasn’t been “hot-lined”, or cleared by his office on Tuesday<\/p>\n

\"demint-being-a-dick.jpg\"(“My heart was taken from me early”)<\/p>\n

What a gutless<\/a> asshat<\/p>\n

Honestly, how can the great people of South Carolina elect a child?<\/p>\n

He’s getting paid to screw you in not voting on things you need, or even working<\/p>\n

Dear Jim, we already had the civil war. You lost, get over it taint hammock<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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