{"id":3271,"date":"2010-09-30T12:02:03","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T18:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2010-09-30T12:02:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T18:02:38","slug":"jokebrook-illinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/30\/jokebrook-illinois\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokebrook Illinois"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you think of Fireman, what comes to mind?<\/p>\n

Heroic? Brave? Hunks in calendars with a hose for a penis metaphor?<\/p>\n

\"sexyfireman.jpg\"(“Oh, I didn’t notice you there”)<\/p>\n

Sure it does, but you’re all wrong…<\/p>\n

Oakbrook resident Connie Xinos wants to put the “fire” back in Firemen…<\/p>\n

\"il-oak-brook-connie-xinos1.jpg\"(I hate everything)<\/p>\n

At a Citizens Finance Advisory\u00c2\u00a0Committee meeting<\/p>\n

He thinks fire fighters cost too damn much, so they should fire em<\/p>\n

It’s fun to “axe” one fireman a month until unions “get the message”<\/p>\n

\"mr-t-biography.jpg\"(Jibber Jabber)<\/p>\n

To replace them, try contract hires. A “temp” fire force<\/p>\n

Listen here<\/a><\/p>\n

“Fireman, like cops are street people. They only understand civilized force”<\/p>\n

\"fuck_you.jpg\"(Sit & spin buddy)<\/p>\n

I just puked in my mouth. If I was sitting across from Mr. Potter I’d be in jail<\/p>\n

For manslaughter & I’d be missing a shoe up in his lower intestine<\/p>\n

He figures “Fuck em, starve the unions out killing off their families…<\/p>\n

\"fireman-fighting-blaze.gif\"(Yeah, what an easy job)<\/p>\n

By the time they sue us, they’ll have lost everything with their kids homeless”<\/p>\n

“Connie” also wanted to have a national “Kick A Puppy in The Face” Day<\/p>\n

Followed up by a “Punching The Elderly In The Throat” month<\/p>\n

If you know anyone in Oakbrook, or the Citizens Finance Advisory\u00c2\u00a0Committee<\/p>\n

Send Connie a nice letter, or message, or flaming bag of dog shit on his stoop<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you think of Fireman, what comes to mind? Heroic? Brave? Hunks in calendars with a hose for a penis metaphor? (“Oh, I didn’t notice you there”) Sure it does, but you’re all wrong… Oakbrook resident Connie Xinos wants to put the “fire” back in Firemen… (I hate everything) At a Citizens Finance Advisory\u00c2\u00a0Committee meeting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}