{"id":3258,"date":"2010-09-27T09:05:43","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T15:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3258"},"modified":"2010-09-27T09:06:30","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T15:06:30","slug":"what-are-you-doing-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/27\/what-are-you-doing-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"What Are You Doing Tonight?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dressing up your pets until they resent you by shitting in your shoes?<\/p>\n<p>Combing your hair for hours only to figure out you&#8217;re bald?<\/p>\n<p>Watching Tivo&#8217;d re-runs of Silver Spoons or Punky Brewster?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/silver-spoons-title-card.jpg\" alt=\"silver-spoons-title-card.jpg\" height=\"213\" width=\"292\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How about watching the greatest football rivalry in the history of forever?<\/p>\n<p>Bear vs. Packers tonight on MNF<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/green_bay_packers.jpg\" alt=\"green_bay_packers.jpg\" height=\"195\" width=\"292\" \/>(It&#8217;s a <em>look<\/em>. Is that a wig?)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t help but think the Bears have a real shot<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I thought the same thing in the 2006 Super Bowl<\/p>\n<p>And that turned out to be a man pushing a piano uphill with his dick<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/nixonpiano1962.jpg\" alt=\"nixonpiano1962.jpg\" height=\"320\" width=\"292\" \/>(Man playing a piano who <em>was<\/em> a Dick)<\/p>\n<p>Please, for the sake of keeping our TV screens unshattered in Chicago&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t fuck this up Bears&#8230;no pressure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you do suck tonight Bears, then suck super big&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Give Rodgers 7 touchdowns and 600 yards. My brother needs it in fantasy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dressing up your pets until they resent you by shitting in your shoes? Combing your hair for hours only to figure out you&#8217;re bald? Watching Tivo&#8217;d re-runs of Silver Spoons or Punky Brewster? How about watching the greatest football rivalry in the history of forever? Bear vs. Packers tonight on MNF (It&#8217;s a look. Is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}