{"id":3239,"date":"2010-09-21T14:16:04","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T20:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3239"},"modified":"2010-09-22T11:03:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T17:03:05","slug":"instead-of-democrats-republicans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/21\/instead-of-democrats-republicans\/","title":{"rendered":"Instead Of Democrats &#038; Republicans&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s say <em>pussies<\/em> vs. the <em>criminally insane<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Or <em>nice enough impotent dates<\/em> vs. <em>people who tie you up and slap you around&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Why do you think Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots are those colors?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/rckem.jpg\" alt=\"rckem.jpg\" height=\"292\" width=\"292\" \/>(You sank my&#8230;wait wrong game)<\/p>\n<p>Make no mistake rational Americans in the middle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Your choice is picking between<\/p>\n<p>A smelly fart that tries to fight for you getting some of it right<\/p>\n<p>Or someone punching your face, then kicking your dog while calling you names&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/1297775.jpg\" alt=\"1297775.jpg\" height=\"307\" width=\"291\" \/>(You don&#8217;t want this)<\/p>\n<p>Wheeeeeeeeeeeee, I love picking the molester of two eagles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*Someone whispers into John&#8217;s ear*<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhh, it&#8217;s the <em>lesser of two evils<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hey Republicans&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sadly most of you don&#8217;t pass the Tea Tard &#8220;purity&#8221; test&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/sherffius21.jpg\" alt=\"sherffius21.jpg\" height=\"227\" width=\"293\" \/>(Nice)<\/p>\n<p>How will you making $ inciting anger and lying now?<\/p>\n<p>Cause the world all ready has enough lawyers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s say pussies vs. the criminally insane&#8230; Or nice enough impotent dates vs. people who tie you up and slap you around&#8230; Why do you think Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots are those colors? (You sank my&#8230;wait wrong game) Make no mistake rational Americans in the middle&#8230; Your choice is picking between A smelly fart that tries to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}