{"id":3235,"date":"2010-09-20T09:55:19","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T15:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3235"},"modified":"2010-09-20T09:55:20","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T15:55:20","slug":"restoring-hilarity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/20\/restoring-hilarity\/","title":{"rendered":"Restoring Hilarity…"},"content":{"rendered":"

As Glenn Wreck does “his thing”<\/p>\n

The modern world with a functioning IQ of 7 or higher does theirs<\/p>\n

\"restoring-sanity.jpg\"(Do we pay a $29 restocking fee?)<\/p>\n

His “thing” consists of blatant lies mixed with a racial divide<\/p>\n

Topped off with irrational insults, and personal attacks<\/p>\n

\"glenn-beck-large-at-hoffman-estates.jpg\"(Gimme a “racial tension” hug)<\/p>\n

He ridiculed Michelle Obama’s campaign to get people to eat healthier snacks<\/p>\n

So our local super genius blurted out, “Get away from my french fries, Mrs. Obama,” about her. Then mouth farter went on to declare, “First politician that comes up to me with a carrot stick, I’ve got a place for it. And it’s not in my tummy.”<\/p>\n

Assuming, & it’s hard to get in the mind of Beck, he wants to ram the carrot stick very far up the ass of the person; perhaps Glenn should find out where poop comes from. The stomach and upper asshole are virtually fucking neighbors…<\/p>\n

\"douchebag-1.jpg\"(Summers Eve style)<\/p>\n

Then again, maybe he’s speaking from personal experience…<\/p>\n

And thinks all shit comes from one’s mouth…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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As Glenn Wreck does “his thing” The modern world with a functioning IQ of 7 or higher does theirs (Do we pay a $29 restocking fee?) His “thing” consists of blatant lies mixed with a racial divide Topped off with irrational insults, and personal attacks (Gimme a “racial tension” hug) He ridiculed Michelle Obama’s campaign […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}