{"id":32277,"date":"2020-12-03T17:00:34","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T23:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=32277"},"modified":"2020-12-03T17:17:35","modified_gmt":"2020-12-03T23:17:35","slug":"rudy-tooty-betty-bonkers-doj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/03\/rudy-tooty-betty-bonkers-doj\/","title":{"rendered":"Rudy Tooty, Betty Bonkers &#038; DOJ&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our Country is on fire with a Pandemic that&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>killed over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worldometers.info\/coronavirus\/\">282,061 lives<\/a> &amp; countin&#8217;. This is a<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32278\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/covidjokes-lede-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/covidjokes-lede-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/covidjokes-lede-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/covidjokes-lede-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/covidjokes-lede.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(No Shit!)<\/p>\n<p>horror Unlike any other in this Universe, and<\/p>\n<p>it Will be Controlled &amp; stopped. But make no<\/p>\n<p>mistake, this pain will hurt badly for decades<\/p>\n<p>This pain&#8217;s real, we might fight, wear a mask<\/p>\n<p>Whatever universe in the multiverse this one<\/p>\n<p>is; it knows comedy\/satire better than any a<\/p>\n<p>them. Rudy Playing Around in MI, Decided to<\/p>\n<p>rip a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/justinhendrix\/status\/1334357552117800960\">juicy Fart into the mic<\/a> during an Insane<\/p>\n<p>lying festival <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mlive.com\/public-interest\/2020\/12\/in-unusual-hearing-rudy-giuliani-asks-michigan-lawmakers-to-take-back-your-power.html\">Devoid of Facts\/Reality<\/a>. And, It<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32279\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Hot-Fart-Rudy-300x164.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Hot-Fart-Rudy-300x164.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Hot-Fart-Rudy.jpeg 679w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(&#8220;DUDE!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>didn&#8217;t Stop there. Ohhhhhh no! We Also had<\/p>\n<p>Betty Bonkers who was ShitFaced spewin&#8217; A<\/p>\n<p>load Of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeednews.com\/article\/clarissajanlim\/rudy-giuliani-witness-trump-campaign-voter-fraud-mellissa?bftwnews&amp;utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc\">Syphilitic Bullshit\u00c2\u00a0interrupting<\/a> While<\/p>\n<p>stating Nothing Factual. These People are so<\/p>\n<p>insane, it gets worse for them with each day<\/p>\n<p>These aren&#8217;t courts they&#8217;re circus sideshows<\/p>\n<p>And, tRumps Entire Family Of, Traitor Tots&#8217;ll<\/p>\n<p>all Find out What <a href=\"https:\/\/www.refinery29.com\/en-ca\/2020\/12\/10208270\/ivanka-trump-deposed-illegal-activity-jail-history\">&#8220;Criming&#8221; Costs you<\/a> in life<\/p>\n<p>The DOJ Isn&#8217;t Fucking Around Anymore, And<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-32280\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Traitor-Tots-funny-great-220x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Traitor-Tots-funny-great-220x300.jpg 220w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Traitor-Tots-funny-great.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/>(We know)<\/p>\n<p>is also &#8220;spells&#8221; doom for Barr. All these legal<\/p>\n<p>teeth will <a href=\"https:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/joewalsh\/2020\/12\/03\/reports-trump-staffer-banned-from-doj-building-after-fishing-for-details-on-voter-fraud\/?sh=1da5b2c8336a\">sink in HARD<\/a>. Ya Fucked Now, son<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: <a href=\"https:\/\/wkow.com\/2020\/12\/03\/wisconsin-supreme-court-refuses-to-hear-trump-election-lawsuit\/\">WI Supreme Court Denies Legal Action From R&#8217;s<\/a><br \/>\nBy 4-3. BUT The 3 That&#8217;d Deny Democracy? WTF?!?!?!?<br \/>\nSure tRumps crew are now 1-41, it only gets worse now<\/p>\n<p>Have A &#8220;Safe&#8221; Day!<\/p>\n<p>[give_form id=&#8221;26992&#8243;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2456805114\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Country is on fire with a Pandemic that&#8217;s killed over 282,061 lives &amp; countin&#8217;. This is a (No Shit!) horror Unlike any other in this Universe, and it Will be Controlled &amp; stopped. But make no mistake, this pain will hurt badly for decades This pain&#8217;s real, we might fight, wear a mask Whatever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}