{"id":3208,"date":"2010-09-09T08:58:55","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T14:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3208"},"modified":"2010-09-09T08:58:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T14:58:55","slug":"apple-relases-ikid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/09\/apple-relases-ikid\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple Relases “ikid”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone wants a computer kid. Apple listened and obeys<\/p>\n

\"ikid.jpg\"(Where are his USB ports?)<\/p>\n

No more burping, changing the diaper, or listening to crying…<\/p>\n

Unless that’s the shit you want, then there’s a “setting”<\/p>\n

This litter virtual person from Apple will do or say anything you want…<\/p>\n

Unlike those pesky “real life” little kids<\/p>\n

Also coming soon are “ibaby”<\/em>, “iin-laws”<\/em>, and “ihandjob”<\/em><\/p>\n

I Quran, I Quran So Far Away<\/strong><\/p>\n

One lone dipshit wants to burn the Quran in protest<\/p>\n

\"quran-burner.jpg\"(Only 3 hours?)<\/p>\n

Pastor Terry Jones’ will commemorate Sept. 11 by burning copies of the Quran<\/p>\n

Then on September 12th enroll into an Adult Literacy program for stupid spellers<\/p>\n

The most common Muslim translation is Quran, not “Koran” Mr. “Mustache Rides”<\/p>\n

\"free-mustache.png\"(Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

You have the right to do it,<\/p>\n

Just as people can burn bibles across the street…<\/p>\n

While pulling a pretend sucking fucking gay train. Does that make it right? No<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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