{"id":3204,"date":"2010-09-08T10:13:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T16:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3204"},"modified":"2010-09-08T10:13:14","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T16:13:14","slug":"richie-ditchie-doo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/08\/richie-ditchie-doo\/","title":{"rendered":"Richie Ditchie Doo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy balls, the queen is dead!<\/p>\n<p>Mayor Richard J. Daley isn&#8217;t running for mayor of Chicago anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/daley-pointing.jpg\" alt=\"daley-pointing.jpg\" height=\"202\" width=\"290\" \/>(&#8220;Oh, you totally farted!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Wait, can Daley just &#8220;not run&#8221; for mayor anymore?<\/p>\n<p>I thought he was forced to by &#8220;Chicago Political Machine Law&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/chicago-political-machine-book.jpg\" alt=\"chicago-political-machine-book.jpg\" height=\"435\" width=\"289\" \/>(It &#8220;makes&#8221; you read it)<\/p>\n<p>If he doesn&#8217;t it explodes and the entire city sinks into lake Michigan<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s gonna be awful fucking creepy weird being welcomed to Chicago<\/p>\n<p>By some Mayor Rahm Emanuel sign&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/obama-dlaey-bending-over.jpg\" alt=\"obama-dlaey-bending-over.jpg\" height=\"358\" width=\"292\" \/>(&#8220;Who dropped their bribe?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Shit, think off all the stupid signs that need to be changed now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Talk about job security?<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy balls, the queen is dead! Mayor Richard J. Daley isn&#8217;t running for mayor of Chicago anymore&#8230; (&#8220;Oh, you totally farted!&#8221;) Wait, can Daley just &#8220;not run&#8221; for mayor anymore? I thought he was forced to by &#8220;Chicago Political Machine Law&#8221; (It &#8220;makes&#8221; you read it) If he doesn&#8217;t it explodes and the entire city [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}