{"id":317,"date":"2008-10-14T09:19:36","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T15:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2008-10-14T10:14:26","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T16:14:26","slug":"found-my-old-atari-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/14\/found-my-old-atari-games\/","title":{"rendered":"Found my old Atari games…"},"content":{"rendered":"

This little gem was in a dusty box marked “Moms Underwear”<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"n623396371_1308299_8627.jpg\"(King me fart face!)<\/p>\n

If you never played Atari games, don’t. Compared to today’s gaming systems, it’d feel like pushing a penny uphill with your nose…<\/p>\n

McFailin<\/strong><\/p>\n

Obama opened up a 10 point lead in the polls, so at a Virgina rally yesterday John McCain said, “My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them!”<\/em>. Now instead of trying to incite hate, racism, and anger…he’s going for the flat out delusional vote…<\/p>\n

Click here<\/a><\/p>\n

\"mccain.jpg\"(He’s had a big fall)<\/p>\n

It’s like a boxer on the canvas spitting out his teeth saying, “Had enough yet punk?”. The debate on Wednesday will feature Ayers, Wright, the kitchen sink, and some DNA results for a toothless flipper baby named Jo-Jo<\/em> Obama supposedly fathered. It’ll be silly, sad, and saucy. Thanks to old man river, I haven’t had to write an actual joke in weeks…<\/p>\n

Monkey Riding a Dog!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"n696271953_1313557_7677.jpg\"(Get along lil’ doggy)<\/p>\n

This is clearly the “dream” Dr. King spoke of…<\/p>\n

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