{"id":3135,"date":"2010-08-16T08:17:55","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T14:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2010-08-16T08:19:19","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T14:19:19","slug":"jury-jerk-offs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/16\/jury-jerk-offs\/","title":{"rendered":"Jury Jerk-offs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rod &#8220;this shit is golden&#8221; Blagojevich is waiting to see if he goes to &#8220;pretend prison&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/blago-behind-bars.jpg\" alt=\"blago-behind-bars.jpg\" height=\"362\" width=\"273\" \/>(No ice-cream? That&#8217;s bull#$%^!)<\/p>\n<p>If it was &#8220;pound the ass you&#8217;re my bitch&#8221; prison, that&#8217;d be different&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The jurors have agreed on 2 of the 24 counts. Not to be a dick here<\/p>\n<p>Or a lawyer, because it&#8217;s sometimes the same thing, but why that many?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/blagojevich-1.jpg\" alt=\"blagojevich-1.jpg\" height=\"381\" width=\"270\" \/>(His hair looks better)<\/p>\n<p>How about like 4 counts so you don&#8217;t confuse an already overwhelmed jury<\/p>\n<p>Meh, like my flight from Florida recently, we&#8217;re stuck in a holding pattern<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/youwinsomeyoulosesome1984.jpg\" alt=\"youwinsomeyoulosesome1984.jpg\" height=\"470\" width=\"292\" \/>(Don&#8217;t &#8220;lose&#8221; this one)<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s hoping it ends landing &#8220;Lego Hair&#8221; behind bars<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rod &#8220;this shit is golden&#8221; Blagojevich is waiting to see if he goes to &#8220;pretend prison&#8221; (No ice-cream? That&#8217;s bull#$%^!) If it was &#8220;pound the ass you&#8217;re my bitch&#8221; prison, that&#8217;d be different&#8230; The jurors have agreed on 2 of the 24 counts. Not to be a dick here Or a lawyer, because it&#8217;s sometimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}