{"id":311,"date":"2008-10-11T10:45:07","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T16:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2008-10-11T10:45:07","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T16:45:07","slug":"lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/11\/lost\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See, you&#8217;re not <em>really<\/em> lost until that exact moment you find out you are lost.<em> Now<\/em> you&#8217;re lost. Up to that point, you were just some turd in car going straight to the zoo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/n534207594_1310071_3067.jpg\" alt=\"n534207594_1310071_3067.jpg\" height=\"359\" width=\"227\" \/>(Mushrooms, &amp; acid have you asking the same ?)<\/p>\n<p>Besides, with GPS, <em>On-Star<\/em>, and voice computers&#8230;now if you get lost, you basically failed at listening to directions. That makes you pretty fucking stupid&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, you&#8217;re not really lost until that exact moment you find out you are lost. Now you&#8217;re lost. Up to that point, you were just some turd in car going straight to the zoo&#8230; (Mushrooms, &amp; acid have you asking the same ?) Besides, with GPS, On-Star, and voice computers&#8230;now if you get lost, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}