{"id":3102,"date":"2010-08-06T10:38:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T16:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3102"},"modified":"2010-08-06T10:38:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T16:38:11","slug":"try-using-lollapalooza-as-a-verb-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/06\/try-using-lollapalooza-as-a-verb-all-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Try Using &#8220;Lollapalooza&#8221; As A Verb All Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fun, &amp; beats shelling out hundreds of $ to actually go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/lollapalooza.png\" alt=\"lollapalooza.png\" height=\"66\" width=\"270\" \/>(Nice logo)<\/p>\n<p>Stuff like:<\/p>\n<p>-I just took a Lollapalozza, &amp; it wasn&#8217;t in a port-a-potty<br \/>\n-I insulted him, so he Lollapalozza&#8217;d me right in the face<br \/>\n-I&#8217;m going for a quick Lollapalozza, I&#8217;ll be right back<br \/>\n-Oh yeah, I was at home all day Lollapalozza&#8217;ing myself<br \/>\n-Why Lollapalozza right in front of everyone?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Make up your own, they&#8217;re exciting AND fun<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dipshits Dujour&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Right on cue, a delightful collection of silly fucktards who support Prop 8&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/prop-8-couples.JPG\" alt=\"prop-8-couples.JPG\" height=\"190\" width=\"271\" \/>(Look at the evil hate in their eyes)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a tiny collection of excuses:<\/p>\n<p>-Don&#8217;t you people see, the judge has &#8220;gay&#8221; bias<br \/>\n-God already said no to fags in his exciting &#8220;tell all&#8221; book<br \/>\n-If they adopt kids, the kids will get &#8220;the gay&#8221; on them<br \/>\n-Equal rights mean everyone but them, don&#8217;t you see?<br \/>\n-Buttsex makes baby Jesus cry<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/jesus-band-aids.jpg\" alt=\"jesus-band-aids.jpg\" height=\"229\" width=\"271\" \/>(It&#8217;s OK, put a band-aid on)<\/p>\n<p>And now let&#8217;s hear from Momma Grizzly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think we are all sick and tired of liberal judges subverting the will of the people to push their left wing agenda&#8221;. Irony much? I see how it works now Sarah. You love &#8220;the courts&#8221; when they force people to live under Draconian law you LIKE<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/sarah-palin-garbage-pail-card.jpg\" alt=\"sarah-palin-garbage-pail-card.jpg\" height=\"386\" width=\"271\" \/>(So cute)<\/p>\n<p>But when they&#8217;re law upholding equal protection under the law, not so much<\/p>\n<p>Classy. Grizzlies don&#8217;t &#8220;quit&#8221;, they &#8220;hibernate&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fun, &amp; beats shelling out hundreds of $ to actually go&#8230; (Nice logo) Stuff like: -I just took a Lollapalozza, &amp; it wasn&#8217;t in a port-a-potty -I insulted him, so he Lollapalozza&#8217;d me right in the face -I&#8217;m going for a quick Lollapalozza, I&#8217;ll be right back -Oh yeah, I was at home all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}