{"id":3063,"date":"2010-07-28T09:43:40","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T15:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3063"},"modified":"2010-07-28T09:43:40","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T15:43:40","slug":"blagos-batshit-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/28\/blagos-batshit-defense\/","title":{"rendered":"Blago’s Batshit Defense"},"content":{"rendered":"

Basically it’s “My client’s a couple clowns short of a full circus, but he’s no criminal”<\/p>\n

\"blagojevich.jpg\"(“I’m just stupid, yeah, that’s it”)<\/p>\n

Really? That’s the best you got? Honestly? This defense lawyer is as nutty as Rod<\/p>\n

No, “It was a one armed man”? How about “The devil made me do it”? Insanity?<\/p>\n

\"blago-t-shirt.jpg\"(True, just so true)<\/p>\n

Just looking at his fucking helmet hair cinches the last one for sure<\/p>\n

For the verdict, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll bet you $20 that Blagojevich decides to take off his regular Lego helmet hair, & puts on a rainbow colored Mohawk with Mr. T gold chains. Just sayin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

\"sit-in-your-seat.jpg\"(Noooooooice)<\/p>\n

He’s going down like an elevator who’s cables have been cut<\/p>\n

Madreadful Bullshit<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bullfighting is over in Spain<\/p>\n

\"captc073f8d7c8784e0b853f0385a39bc83a-c073f8d7c8784e0b853f0385a39bc83a-0.jpg\"(“Whoa, that was close Bob!”)<\/p>\n

Now think of all the young kids who will never know the sheer joy of watching a man with a cape get gored. If you look close enough on the Spanish flag, a bull is being stabbed in the face by a matador. The mascot is called “Bully McFace Stab”<\/p>\n

\"spain-flag.gif\"(Looks close, it’s there)<\/p>\n

Kids have to play Mature video games, & watch fucked up movies for that<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Basically it’s “My client’s a couple clowns short of a full circus, but he’s no criminal” (“I’m just stupid, yeah, that’s it”) Really? That’s the best you got? Honestly? This defense lawyer is as nutty as Rod No, “It was a one armed man”? How about “The devil made me do it”? Insanity? (True, just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}