{"id":3023,"date":"2010-07-09T09:01:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T15:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=3023"},"modified":"2010-07-09T09:01:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T15:01:45","slug":"the-dumbcision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/09\/the-dumbcision\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dumbcision"},"content":{"rendered":"

He’s going to “Booger Sugar Land” Miami<\/p>\n

\"fans-react-with-lebron.jpg\"(Poor Cleveland bitch slapped again)<\/p>\n

The thoughts on this entire event are “Big fucking deal?”<\/p>\n

*Uses hands to make a large circle, then humps it, then mimes dealing cards*<\/p>\n

ESPN, you looked like some skeezy pimp last night peddling NBA pussy<\/p>\n

\"espn.jpg\"(Gives “whores” a bad name)<\/p>\n

Which gives all the “hard working” skeezy pimps a bad name…<\/p>\n

They lost me as a viewer, save for special events they’re not associated with<\/p>\n

Lebron has the right to go get as much $ as he can, and go were ever he chooses…<\/p>\n

But it’s “how” he did it that makes him look like a selfish ego ridden turd slap<\/p>\n

\"burning-lebron-jerseys.jpg\"(Not welcome in Ohio anymore)<\/p>\n

This was a massive joke of epic proportion with no punch line<\/p>\n

It’s like any Rob Schneider film. It’s like Carrot Top doing a set<\/p>\n

American Airlines Arena just added a 3 mile addition to accommodate Lebron’s ego…<\/p>\n

He’s no “King” at all. He’s the “Queen” of “Douchebag Drama”<\/p>\n

Then again, what do you expect from the kid of mother who’d fuck a teammate?<\/p>\n

\"jizz.png\"(Miami fans)<\/p>\n

Meh, it’s moot since the NBA stand for Nobody’s Buying Anything<\/p>\n

World Cup soccer is more popular now<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s going to “Booger Sugar Land” Miami (Poor Cleveland bitch slapped again) The thoughts on this entire event are “Big fucking deal?” *Uses hands to make a large circle, then humps it, then mimes dealing cards* ESPN, you looked like some skeezy pimp last night peddling NBA pussy (Gives “whores” a bad name) Which gives […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}