{"id":30163,"date":"2020-03-27T14:21:05","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T20:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=30163"},"modified":"2020-03-31T10:20:21","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T16:20:21","slug":"boris-has-it-bill-passes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/27\/boris-has-it-bill-passes\/","title":{"rendered":"Boris Has It &#038; Bill Passes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey great friends across the pond. Your messy haired<\/p>\n<p>jabbering Jackass Trump Jr now has <a href=\"https:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/q-boris-johnson-tests-positive-192636961.html\">COVID19<\/a>. And it<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-30164\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Boris-Johnson-idiot-hair-asshole-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Boris-Johnson-idiot-hair-asshole-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Boris-Johnson-idiot-hair-asshole-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Boris-Johnson-idiot-hair-asshole-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Boris-Johnson-idiot-hair-asshole.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(&lt;-&#8220;I&#8217;m Infected&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>doesn&#8217;t Shock you at all Now, does it?!?! The UK Is so<\/p>\n<p>very <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/politics\/live\/2020\/mar\/26\/uk-coronavirus-live-news-updates-self-employed-rishi-sunakhospital-car-parking-charges-waived-for-nhs-staff-in-england\">Fucked<\/a>, and My Heart Breaks for you guys. Then<\/p>\n<p>Again, You Were ALL &#8216;Warned&#8217; About Him\/Tories With<\/p>\n<p>their failures &amp; yet you still Elected them in a Fucking<\/p>\n<p>landslide. Not ALL of ya &amp; for those of you that didn&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>this is a horror I wish Upon no one. Ours is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worldometers.info\/coronavirus\/\">bad today<\/a><\/p>\n<p>but yours Will be Similar to ours so Prepare. And also<\/p>\n<p>the House finally Passed the <a href=\"https:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/house-passes-historic-2-trillion-172753405.html\">Relief Bill today<\/a>, with no<\/p>\n<p>thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/huffpost\/house-coronavirus-vote-massie-delay-142529368.html\">R-Masse<\/a> who was doing his best Alex Jones<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-30065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/coronavirus-trump-carlson-hannity-jones-limbaugh-0312201.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(&lt;-Frauds)<\/p>\n<p>impression. Fucking Morons. Stay Safe, Stay inside &amp;<\/p>\n<p>find your Happiness with family, Friends &amp; Face-Time<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Today Would Have Been Opening Day. In Lieu Of This Magical<br \/>\nDay, play The Show, watch old games or fun <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mlb.com\/news\/best-baseball-movies-of-all-time-c301609142\">Baseball Movies<\/a> tonight<\/p>\n<p>Have A &#8220;Safe&#8221; Weekend!<\/p>\n<p>[give_form id=&#8221;26992&#8243;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3095196393\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey great friends across the pond. Your messy haired jabbering Jackass Trump Jr now has COVID19. And it (&lt;-&#8220;I&#8217;m Infected&#8221;) doesn&#8217;t Shock you at all Now, does it?!?! The UK Is so very Fucked, and My Heart Breaks for you guys. Then Again, You Were ALL &#8216;Warned&#8217; About Him\/Tories With their failures &amp; yet you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}