{"id":2982,"date":"2010-06-26T08:35:35","date_gmt":"2010-06-26T14:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2982"},"modified":"2010-06-26T13:24:28","modified_gmt":"2010-06-26T19:24:28","slug":"no-fatties-at-hogwarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/26\/no-fatties-at-hogwarts\/","title":{"rendered":"No &#8220;Fatties&#8221; At Hogwarts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new &#8220;Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey&#8221; ride at Universal employs individual restraints to keep each guest tucked in to his or her seat. However the restraints simply aren&#8217;t large enough to accommodate &#8220;heavier riders&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/harry-potter-ride.jpg\" alt=\"harry-potter-ride.jpg\" height=\"229\" width=\"293\" \/>(No porkers allowed)<\/p>\n<p>In other words, sorry &#8220;fatties&#8221; no wizardly worlds for you<\/p>\n<p>Try &#8220;The Three Broomsticks&#8221; food court plumpy<\/p>\n<p>But my rotund ones, it&#8217;s not just about tours and rides. They have great gifts too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/harry-potter-condoms-funny.jpg\" alt=\"harry-potter-condoms-funny.jpg\" height=\"293\" width=\"293\" \/>(Wrap you wand)<\/p>\n<p>You know, for your sexually active nerdy teen<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1472794684\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new &#8220;Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey&#8221; ride at Universal employs individual restraints to keep each guest tucked in to his or her seat. However the restraints simply aren&#8217;t large enough to accommodate &#8220;heavier riders&#8221; (No porkers allowed) In other words, sorry &#8220;fatties&#8221; no wizardly worlds for you Try &#8220;The Three Broomsticks&#8221; food court [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}