{"id":29761,"date":"2020-02-04T18:41:09","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T00:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=29761"},"modified":"2020-02-04T18:45:17","modified_gmt":"2020-02-05T00:45:17","slug":"iowa-corn-holed-sood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/04\/iowa-corn-holed-sood\/","title":{"rendered":"Iowa Corn-holed &#038; SOOD&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iowa can&#8217;t seem to get their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/gma\/iowa-caucus-results-delay-ignites-debate-over-states-212800139.html\">Shit Together<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s bad for farmers; they need that<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-29762\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Ahit-logo-300x142.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Ahit-logo-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Ahit-logo.png 485w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/>(We know)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shit&#8221; to Fertilize their Fields. Seems they<\/p>\n<p>can&#8217;t &#8216;count&#8217; now a days with their caucus<\/p>\n<p>What Should Have been One Night or just<\/p>\n<p>3-4 hours, is now Going on two Days. Yes,<\/p>\n<p>you Read that Right. Right now Petey B is<\/p>\n<p>in the lead <a href=\"https:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Politics\/iowa-democratic-party-anticipates-releasing-majority-caucus-results\/story?id=68744850\">with about 63%<\/a> in. Bernie is 2<\/p>\n<p>Biden is Behind Them All at 4. Ooooooops<\/p>\n<p>And all of This Going On, tonight we get a<\/p>\n<p>fat, sloppy, Criminally Orange State of our<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-29763\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hat-of-dumbass-188x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"356\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hat-of-dumbass-188x300.jpg 188w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hat-of-dumbass.jpg 313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>Division. You will get a smattering of Hate,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/news\/watch-for-these-lies-in-trumps-state-of-the-union-speech-212922453.html\">lots of lies<\/a> &amp; A FAT Victory Lap. Like Every<\/p>\n<p>thing in his Life. He is Gonna Crash &amp; Burn<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-ayanna-pressley-are-skipping-trumps-state-union-address-will-not-1485709\">Some<\/a> are sittin this 1 out due to his lunacy<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<p>[give_form id=&#8221;26992&#8243;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iowa can&#8217;t seem to get their Shit Together And that&#8217;s bad for farmers; they need that (We know) &#8220;Shit&#8221; to Fertilize their Fields. Seems they can&#8217;t &#8216;count&#8217; now a days with their caucus What Should Have been One Night or just 3-4 hours, is now Going on two Days. Yes, you Read that Right. Right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29761"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29769,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29761\/revisions\/29769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}