{"id":2941,"date":"2010-06-17T09:27:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T15:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2941"},"modified":"2010-06-25T09:40:31","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T15:40:31","slug":"ashford-simpson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/17\/ashford-simpson\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashford &#038; Simpson&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think Iowa Republican Steve King is &#8220;solid as a rock&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ashford-simpson.jpg\" alt=\"ashford-simpson.jpg\" height=\"293\" width=\"293\" \/>(The 80&#8217;s called, stop raping it)<\/p>\n<p>If by &#8220;solid as a rock&#8221; they mean &#8220;creepy racial guy&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He said: &#8220;I&#8217;m offended by Eric Holder and the president also, their posture. It looks like Eric Holder said that white people in America are cowards when it comes to race&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/king-tea-bagger.jpg\" alt=\"king-tea-bagger.jpg\" height=\"258\" width=\"296\" \/>(Iowa bigots rock!)<\/p>\n<p>Then he decided to go on and add this little gem: &#8220;The president has demonstrated that he has a default mechanism in him that breaks down the side of race on the side that favors the black person in the case of professor Gates and officer Crowley&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/the-jerk.jpg\" alt=\"the-jerk.jpg\" height=\"439\" width=\"291\" \/>(WTF?)<\/p>\n<p>Give a dumbass 2 inches of rope, and they&#8217;ll find a way to hang themselves&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In fairness, the Tea Party canceled all his upcoming Party appearances&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But the question is why exactly was he booked in the 1st place?<\/p>\n<p><strong>BP Slicker Than Goose Shit!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Does BP stand for <em>Bad Problems<\/em>, <em>Broken Pipes<\/em>, or <em>Bullshit Pollution<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Try <em>Back Pay<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gulf-of-cheney.jpg\" alt=\"gulf-of-cheney.jpg\" height=\"194\" width=\"294\" \/>(It&#8217;s just funny)<\/p>\n<p>Turns out they&#8217;ll pump out 20 billion of their $ to spill victims<\/p>\n<p>They also kicked in $72.7 million for all the Federal Government clean up help costs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/spill-baby-spill.jpg\" alt=\"spill-baby-spill.jpg\" height=\"230\" width=\"295\" \/>(Ha!)<\/p>\n<p>Um, did I mention the spill made a victim of me?<\/p>\n<p>I had to watch shitty coverage of that stupid fucking pipe leaking 24\/7<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bp_art.jpg\" alt=\"bp_art.jpg\" height=\"191\" width=\"293\" \/>(Reach for your wallet!)<\/p>\n<p>Where do I collect my check?<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think Iowa Republican Steve King is &#8220;solid as a rock&#8221;&#8230; (The 80&#8217;s called, stop raping it) If by &#8220;solid as a rock&#8221; they mean &#8220;creepy racial guy&#8221;&#8230; He said: &#8220;I&#8217;m offended by Eric Holder and the president also, their posture. 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