{"id":294,"date":"2008-10-08T09:23:18","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T15:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=294"},"modified":"2008-10-08T09:24:44","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T15:24:44","slug":"it-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/08\/it-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"It happens&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/n707440823_1333298_964.jpg\" alt=\"n707440823_1333298_964.jpg\" height=\"231\" width=\"308\" \/>(Use one of his old episodes)<\/p>\n<p>You sit down to shit. You start, and have that look of joyful release bliss on your face&#8230;which quickly turns to panic when you discover you have no toilet paper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No problem, use your hands! Naw, that won&#8217;t work, you have a meeting where you&#8217;ll have to shake hands after this. I say look for any McCain Palin campaign materials, since they all come laced with <em>Medimusal<\/em>&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nLast Nights Debate<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Obama won, McCain lost, it wasn&#8217;t that exciting. It was more like watching a <em>Jerry Bruckheimer<\/em> film. There were 25.7 explosions, tension, drama, chases, crashes, and an interrupted kiss by forwarding action in the 3rd act&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/obama-pointing.jpg\" alt=\"obama-pointing.jpg\" height=\"234\" width=\"291\" \/>(This guys so old, he&#8217;s 80% dust)<\/p>\n<p>McCain seemed tired, lost and upset he even has to justify his positions to what he sees as a young, arrogant, little punk. Then he crapped his $3,700 pants, Obama burped him, and put him to bed&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nFunny Photos<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/n611368036_951147_4172.jpg\" alt=\"n611368036_951147_4172.jpg\" height=\"421\" width=\"258\" \/>(Go <strong>get<\/strong> that promotion)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Use one of his old episodes) You sit down to shit. You start, and have that look of joyful release bliss on your face&#8230;which quickly turns to panic when you discover you have no toilet paper&#8230; No problem, use your hands! Naw, that won&#8217;t work, you have a meeting where you&#8217;ll have to shake hands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}