{"id":2936,"date":"2010-06-16T09:37:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T15:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2936"},"modified":"2010-06-16T09:37:57","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T15:37:57","slug":"slick-speech-oily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/16\/slick-speech-oily\/","title":{"rendered":"Slick Speech Oily!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you spoke with America last night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/obama-pissed-face.jpg\" alt=\"obama-pissed-face.jpg\" height=\"170\" width=\"294\" \/>(Is that your &#8220;happy&#8221; face?)<\/p>\n<p>You blamed BP for fucking up. Good. You didn&#8217;t say you also fucked up. Bad<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time you did stuff and stopped talking about it. Do, don&#8217;t talk. Talk is nice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/shafts-big-score.jpg\" alt=\"shafts-big-score.jpg\" height=\"472\" width=\"293\" \/>(We need Shaft, not Dr. Phil)<\/p>\n<p>By the pillow in the bedroom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It makes us understand. We already do. Kick BP&#8217;s ass, contain this, then fix it<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t, phone Superman, you got him on speed dial right?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Whale Shit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Helps control Global Warming. Wait, no shit?!?!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/whaleass.jpg\" alt=\"whaleass.jpg\" height=\"208\" width=\"293\" \/>(Yeeeeeessh)<\/p>\n<p>Australian biologists estimated that the estimated 12,000 sperm whales in the Southern Ocean each defecate around 50 tonnes of iron into the sea every year.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, what do you think the tonnage is for Taste Of Chicago port-o-potty shit?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/skid-o-can.jpg\" alt=\"skid-o-can.jpg\" height=\"222\" width=\"295\" \/>(Nice brown racing stripe)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing 250 tonnes if you include the pork sandwich and funnel cake tents<\/p>\n<p>Pooooooffffttttt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you spoke with America last night&#8230; (Is that your &#8220;happy&#8221; face?) You blamed BP for fucking up. Good. You didn&#8217;t say you also fucked up. Bad It&#8217;s time you did stuff and stopped talking about it. Do, don&#8217;t talk. Talk is nice&#8230; (We need Shaft, not Dr. Phil) By the pillow in the bedroom&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}