{"id":2932,"date":"2010-06-15T10:18:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-15T16:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2932"},"modified":"2010-06-15T10:18:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T16:18:19","slug":"jesus-christ-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/15\/jesus-christ-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Christ!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Struck by lightening?!?!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/giant-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"giant-jesus.jpg\" height=\"174\" width=\"294\" \/>(Jesus Christ!)<\/p>\n<p>You bet, a 6 story tall Jesus The &#8220;King of Kings&#8221; statue in southwest Ohio<\/p>\n<p>The big question is, was it Mother Nature or god?<\/p>\n<p>If god, he can bank on a shitty Fathers Day gift. If Mother Nature, deal with it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mother-nature-pissed-off.jpg\" alt=\"mother-nature-pissed-off.jpg\" height=\"229\" width=\"296\" \/>(Up yours!)<\/p>\n<p>She is one cold, tough, bi-polar SOB<\/p>\n<p><strong>Underwear Dance!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My mother -in-law and niece just left after staying one week&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m running around the apartment&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In my undies, tossing off, &amp; drinking milk out of the container<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/actuallyrunning3.jpg\" alt=\"actuallyrunning3.jpg\" height=\"197\" width=\"295\" \/>(Me X 100)<\/p>\n<p>Freedom never tasted so sweet<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-796724992\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Struck by lightening?!?! (Jesus Christ!) You bet, a 6 story tall Jesus The &#8220;King of Kings&#8221; statue in southwest Ohio The big question is, was it Mother Nature or god? If god, he can bank on a shitty Fathers Day gift. If Mother Nature, deal with it&#8230; (Up yours!) She is one cold, tough, bi-polar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}