{"id":2916,"date":"2010-06-04T08:54:41","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T14:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2010-06-04T08:54:41","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T14:54:41","slug":"shitty-shoplifter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/04\/shitty-shoplifter\/","title":{"rendered":"Shitty Shoplifter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>STEVENS POINT, Wis.\u00e2\u20ac\u201cAn Amherst man accused of trying to steal &#8220;dirty diapers&#8221; from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation, 200 hours of community service, &amp; must undergo a psycho-sexual examination<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/diaper-guy-arrested.jpg\" alt=\"diaper-guy-arrested.jpg\" height=\"224\" width=\"296\" \/>(Perfectly creepy as fuck guy)<\/p>\n<p>Because, now get a load of this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house<\/p>\n<p>What a baby. Zing! It&#8217;s time for a serious change. Zong! Shitty fetish. Zwang!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/insane-man.jpg\" alt=\"insane-man.jpg\" height=\"498\" width=\"299\" \/>(Seems normal)<\/p>\n<p>This guy&#8217;s nuttier than Chinese chicken salad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bachelor party all weekend in Wisconsin&#8230;so it&#8217;s Cheese, porn, &amp; guns<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Wisconsin<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-4008851067\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>STEVENS POINT, Wis.\u00e2\u20ac\u201cAn Amherst man accused of trying to steal &#8220;dirty diapers&#8221; from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation, 200 hours of community service, &amp; must undergo a psycho-sexual examination (Perfectly creepy as fuck guy) Because, now get a load of this&#8230; He likes to wear diapers and thought there might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}