{"id":2912,"date":"2010-06-02T09:10:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T15:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2912"},"modified":"2010-06-02T09:10:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T15:10:19","slug":"dont-drop-your-keys-in-my-sinkhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/02\/dont-drop-your-keys-in-my-sinkhole\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Drop Your Keys In My Sinkhole!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Think of older guys shaking their fist. What do they say?<\/p>\n

“Slow down!”, “Stay off my lawn, punks!”, “It’s either this or my foot up your ass!”<\/p>\n

\"grantorinoreview-1.jpg\"(*Grrrrrrrunt*)<\/p>\n

Welp, in a Guatemala City, they yell, “Stop stuffing your trash in my sinkhole!”<\/p>\n

\"guatemala-city-sinkhole.jpg\"(Looks photoshopped)<\/p>\n

The hole is 200ft deep, & swallowed a 3 story building.<\/p>\n

Sounds like Oprah’s digestive system. Balls, that hole’s deeper than a stoned guy<\/p>\n

Remember, a “sink hole” always smells better than a “stink hole”. Think about it<\/p>\n

Drinking Sweat Tears From A Cup<\/strong><\/p>\n

Blackhawks are up 2-0. Which all means nothing unless you close these Flyers out. If\/when we do, pull Pronger aside, and have him cry some big one’s into the cup<\/p>\n

\"blackhawks-fan-with-cup.jpg\"(Cookwear? Wife’s gonna be pissed)<\/p>\n

Then chug em down. One goal, go Hawks!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Think of older guys shaking their fist. What do they say? “Slow down!”, “Stay off my lawn, punks!”, “It’s either this or my foot up your ass!” (*Grrrrrrrunt*) Welp, in a Guatemala City, they yell, “Stop stuffing your trash in my sinkhole!” (Looks photoshopped) The hole is 200ft deep, & swallowed a 3 story building. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}