{"id":2899,"date":"2010-05-28T10:41:03","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T16:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2899"},"modified":"2010-05-28T10:41:03","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T16:41:03","slug":"toilet-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/28\/toilet-duck\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Duck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s exactly what you would think it is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/toilet-duck.jpg\" alt=\"toilet-duck.jpg\" height=\"181\" width=\"382\" \/>(Bagowk!)<\/p>\n<p>Dangerous, down feathered, &amp; hiding in your shitter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Watch your ass this weekend people, or toilet duck will have a piece of your ass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Miss USA &amp; I Finally Broke Up&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She simply wasn&#8217;t attractive enough&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/john-with-miss-usa.JPG\" alt=\"john-with-miss-usa.JPG\" height=\"393\" width=\"298\" \/>(Us during better times)<\/p>\n<p>And shockingly, her shit stunk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That and she kept trying to pole dance on a my lamp&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-994805017\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s exactly what you would think it is&#8230; (Bagowk!) Dangerous, down feathered, &amp; hiding in your shitter&#8230; Watch your ass this weekend people, or toilet duck will have a piece of your ass&#8230; Miss USA &amp; I Finally Broke Up&#8230; She simply wasn&#8217;t attractive enough&#8230; (Us during better times) And shockingly, her shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}