{"id":2895,"date":"2010-05-27T13:16:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T19:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2895"},"modified":"2010-05-27T13:16:10","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T19:16:10","slug":"mines-bigger-than-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/27\/mines-bigger-than-yours\/","title":{"rendered":"Mine&#8217;s Bigger Than Yours&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s official now. The BP oil spill is better than Exxon Valdez&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oil-spill.jpg\" alt=\"oil-spill.jpg\" height=\"164\" width=\"297\" \/>(Poo water?)<\/p>\n<p>Biggest oil spill in US history&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Beside when 300,000 greasers went swimming in the Gulf in the 1950&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/grease2.jpg\" alt=\"grease2.jpg\" height=\"226\" width=\"299\" \/>(It is the word)<\/p>\n<p>When I spilled oil in front of my house, they called it the &#8220;3rd worst oil spill in our neighborhood&#8221;. Shit, even all the squirrels still decide to give me dirty looks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I say treat this oil leak like they treat interviews with Sarah Palin, and just stop it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>King Jong Il Shrinks 2 Inches&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In all fairness it wasn&#8217;t his height&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kim-john-il-so-lonely.jpg\" alt=\"kim-john-il-so-lonely.jpg\" height=\"151\" width=\"301\" \/>(So ronery)<\/p>\n<p>He went swimming in cold water wearing a Speedo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zing<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s official now. The BP oil spill is better than Exxon Valdez&#8230; (Poo water?) Biggest oil spill in US history&#8230; Beside when 300,000 greasers went swimming in the Gulf in the 1950&#8217;s (It is the word) When I spilled oil in front of my house, they called it the &#8220;3rd worst oil spill in our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}