{"id":2890,"date":"2010-05-26T11:15:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T17:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2890"},"modified":"2010-05-26T11:15:33","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T17:15:33","slug":"well-plug-my-pipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/26\/well-plug-my-pipe\/","title":{"rendered":"Well Plug My Pipe?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For BP with the oil leak, it&#8217;s like constant underwater diarrhea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/bp-oil-leak.jpg\" alt=\"bp-oil-leak.jpg\" height=\"222\" width=\"294\" \/>(The &#8220;sea squirts&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Come on BP, 11th time&#8217;s a charm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They are trying to cap this with mud. Fucking mud.<\/p>\n<p>All this amazing technology at their finger tips, and they use&#8230;mud&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But wait, if the mud works, then they&#8217;ll fire in some cement&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not to be dick, but why not START with the cement &amp; end this shit?!?!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/bp-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"bp-t-shirt.jpg\" height=\"217\" width=\"294\" \/>(Nice logos)<\/p>\n<p>Ah, they&#8217;re British, when it comes to stopping stuff, they like to dick around&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hello, WWII anyone???<\/p>\n<p><strong>Are Panda&#8217;s Used In Panda Express Food?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/new-panda-express-logo.jpg\" alt=\"new-panda-express-logo.jpg\" height=\"295\" width=\"295\" \/>(I knew it!)<\/p>\n<p>Yes they are. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For BP with the oil leak, it&#8217;s like constant underwater diarrhea&#8230; (The &#8220;sea squirts&#8221;) Come on BP, 11th time&#8217;s a charm&#8230; They are trying to cap this with mud. Fucking mud. All this amazing technology at their finger tips, and they use&#8230;mud&#8230; But wait, if the mud works, then they&#8217;ll fire in some cement&#8230; Not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}